Barbie Was Perfect
I used to think Barbie was perfect
so tall, tan, leggy
yeah, I thought she was perfect
'cause she's nothing like me
She never went past the third base
but Ken didn't care
virtue comes easy
when you've got nothing down there
They can always hold hands
they can sit side by side
no one questions their motives
or says their grins are too wide
'cause without any hormones
they won't grope plastic parts
They haven't got any souls
you can't break plastic hearts
I'm a girl who likes boys
but I'm told we can't just be friends
someone always wants something
and their just friendship ends
I used to think Barbie was perfect
so tall, tan, leggy
yeah, I thought she was perfect
'cause she's nothing like me
October 25, 2006
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